:: Sunday, February 19, 2006- Note to self
To: Mr. M.U. Cus, Director of Sinus and Nose Operations Tactics (S.N.O.T.)
From: Kim, Owner of Sinus and Nose
RE: Recent Overtime Production
Dear Mr. M.U. Cus,
It is my duty to inform you that, due to recent overages, S.N.O.T. will be terminated shortly unless your department ceases production immediately. Overproduction of S.N.O.T. has already resulted in the death of 47 large trees, in the form of tissues. We cannot allow the sacrifice of any more innocent lives. You have one week in which to cut back a great deal on the production of S.N.O.T. Failure to do so will result in immediate termination and forcible removal. I'm tired of having a runny nose.
Respectfully,
Kim
cast by Kim at 11:38 AM
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Witch Profile:
Name: Kim L.
Location: Pittsburgh (Yeah Steelers!!)
Age: 27
Occupation: English Teacher, student
Quote: "Buckle up - it makes it harder for aliens to abduct you." ~bumpersticker
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Reading: books for the kid's bookclubs I run
Writing: stuff for my education classes
Watching: Most Haunted, TiVo backlog
Listening to: Celtic Woman
Loving: Sleep!
Loathing: allergies
Wanting: 30 hour days
Saying: GAH!
Avoiding: as much stupidity as possible (a Herculean effort)
Lost Prophecies:
Welcome to the one procratination tool I have left. I'm an overworked, underpaid English teacher. I do, however, love my job. Seriously, I really do. Anyhow, this blog started in my grad school days. I'm currently redoing it to reflect my new position in life. Enjoy!
The Faerie Ring:
"Mom" - My mom who is the most wonderful mom in the world! We hang out together and go to craft shows.
"Dad" - My dad who pretends to be a hunter/mountain man. He makes good grouse and is convinced pizza is health food.
"Glitter Sister" - My sister who can be distracted by sale tags and sparkly objects. She's 20.
"Survivor Uncle" - One of my two uncles who feed me on Thursdays while watching Survivor. He likes Donny Osmond a little too much.
"Alliance Uncle" - Survivor Uncle's partner. We have an alliance and kick people off islands.
"The Tilted Dog" - Lucie, the cutest dog in the whole world. She's afraid of the kitchen and likes to chase squirrels. She also leans to the left when she has an ear infection.
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